Darth Meow

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poopyodd:

don’t u hate it when its 8:59 in the afternoon and ur eyes are already the size of the moon

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

idreamofjimmy:

what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in

icy-mischief:

LOL. 

(Source: sebastixnstan)

"You guys look so clueless."

(Source: blueflameddemon)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

ask-gallows-callibrator:

homuratrash:

juptier:

homuratrash:

*promptly deletes from my mind every john pairing i ever shipped to make room for ace/aro headcanons*

i dont even like homestuck but i am 100% sure that the fandom would scream and freak out at any hint of john showing signs of feelings towards someone, but literally everyone ignores THIS and that makes me mad

suddenly i really want to signal boost this

lets make every allosexual homestuck mad

Asexual john
yES PLEASE THANK U
THIS EXPLAINS WHY I HATE SEXUALIZED JOHN SO MUCH YESYESYES

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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(Source: neilcicierega)

skylarsugarsocks:

why do so many people despise musicals with such a fiery passion
what are you afraid of?? joy???

letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

natakue:

oscarstardis:

anointedbybutterflies:

winoforevr:

are you ever just hit with the overwhelming realization that you exist

#when you’re staring at yourself in the mirror and suddenly you’re having a fucking out-of-body experience or something #holy shit you’re a person that exists and you have a mind inside a body and you’re just THERE and you get kind of dizzy and spacey #and then after a few minutes it fades #and you’re like #what the hell was that

YES

(Source: dontreadthismom)

chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

(Source: youtubersalltheway)